I should be in bed but instead I’m blogging.
I couldn’t imagine not celebrating a day like today. So, that’s what I’m doing. I woke up (and crashed) thinking I’d jump into getting some sort of show together to celebrate but man, I baked awake and from there it’s been all uphill.
It’s no secret I’ve been feeling like Hank from Californication, only without the sea of pussy. How lame is that? No, it’s been no easy time lately. Lucky for me I’ve got my left hand. 🙂
Anyway, I’ve kept my promise to myself and managed to blog at least something respectable. As my 420 day comes to a slow end, most of you readers 420 day is just kicking off, am I right? good! Make it a damn good one!
I can think of no better way to ring in a new 420 day then to share a clip from Weeds.
Here’s a mess-o-hotties that I’ve not had the personal pleasure of boning but I bet at least one of you has, ha! I’ll be spending my first holiday season ever, abroad. If only I had a broad to spend it with. Everybody over here speaks Foreign. Maybe I’ll head over to Longdong a couple of days. Food sucks but hey, I can understand those Peeps.
Happy holidays and all that bullshit!
Here I am hosting another episode of THE X PROFILES. I love doing this show. I can get all medicated up (as usual) and all flirty with a fukn porn queen. Got a problem with that? LOL!
In this episode we start slammin’ fat peeps. Yeah, you know how that gets on my sack! Lazy America!!!
Patient appreciation? WTF is that? If you had asked me yesterday, I would have not known what the hell you could be talking about.
Today however, is a different story. If you want to experience a cannabis dispensary that truly goes the extra mile, or extra nug as the case may be, I can wholeheartedly recommend the 5656 NOHO dispensary in North Hollywood, on Cahuenga.
Rumor has it, 5656 NOHO is the very FIRST pot-shop in the Valley, or at the very least North Hollywood. Visit them and get the real scoop sooner than later.
On my visit (sure, I was in disguise) I found an abundance of new cannabis flavors to choose from. No lack of Sativa’s and Indica’s to go around. If the fine selection and variety of prices ($5 grams and up) there’s something for everybody. Seniors and Military peeps should expect a 10% discount. Sweeeeeeeet!
Yeah, that’s right. I know it’s a TV show but anyone who knows me knows I ain’t about to go public-mug on ya’. So, hear me and see my sexy co-host (who was meant to call today and didn’t, bitch!) chop it up about current events and shit. Yeah, of course we’re showcasing some hottie or other. That’s why it’s called The X Profiles, stoooopid. Here’s a part of a show.
It was June 7th, 2010. I was out and about on foot, wearing my disguise as I most often do when out daytime.
I came across Blues Smoke Shop by accident while looking for a new place to live. As many of you know, after PROP 19 sucked ass, I got all depressed, lost faith in this lame ass country (again) and fake passed my way to Holland, where I’ve lived the last months between Den Haag and Rotterdam.
I’m back in the States now and since recently returning with the hottie I met overseas (seen in the last pic) I went back in to that smoke shop just on a whim and though I’ve walked by it dozens of times over the last year, I never even poked my head inside.
I’m damn glad I did. Since a very few weeks ago they have expanded their stock. Not only are they carrying an excellent selection of smoking accessories, they even cater to medicinal needs. Sweet!
As of late, I’ve spent a lot of time at Star Budz, likely because the employees are cute chicks that bake. BSS is closer to me and y’all know how lazy I can be.
Here’s the place from the outside.
From the outside the place reflects the trippy world around it since the windows are cover with some reflective material. It’s pretty cool.
Anyway, if you find yourself in North Hollywood, lookup Vincent at Blues Smoke Shop. I think they’ve been there like, forever already. I was medicated then, however I think he said 13 years? Can that be right? Does it matter?
The interior is warm, inviting and clean. I’ll see if I can get in there and take some photos for the site. Stay tuned as you’ll be the last to know. What? At least I’m honest!
Enter the hottie.
Yeah, it’s looking like it might be happening. Me, hosting with the hottie Shayne DeLane from Porncasters! I met Shayne recently at an “X Profiles” swinger’s party. Needless to say, we got along famously.
Next thing we know, we’re getting asked to host an episode of THE X PROFILES.com in the next weeks. Of course I was like, HELL YEAH! I don’t know exactly what the gig entails, I just know that if Shayne DeLane is involved, it’s gonna be fun as hell.
Feast your eyes…
Crime schmime! The real crime is that Cannabis isn’t ALREADY legal and that I lost 8 fucking years of my life because I sold it to friends. Yeah, I know, enough bitching already. I’ll never turn back the hands of time nor will I ever be compensated for my losses.
But you don’t have to go to federal prison if for some reason you get busted with a pound of delicious buddage! Just make damn sure YOU and everyone you know VOTES YES ON PROP 19, November 2nd 2010!