I should be in bed but instead I’m blogging.
I couldn’t imagine not celebrating a day like today. So, that’s what I’m doing. I woke up (and crashed) thinking I’d jump into getting some sort of show together to celebrate but man, I baked awake and from there it’s been all uphill.
It’s no secret I’ve been feeling like Hank from Californication, only without the sea of pussy. How lame is that? No, it’s been no easy time lately. Lucky for me I’ve got my left hand. 🙂
Anyway, I’ve kept my promise to myself and managed to blog at least something respectable. As my 420 day comes to a slow end, most of you readers 420 day is just kicking off, am I right? good! Make it a damn good one!
I can think of no better way to ring in a new 420 day then to share a clip from Weeds.
Here’s a mess-o-hotties that I’ve not had the personal pleasure of boning but I bet at least one of you has, ha! I’ll be spending my first holiday season ever, abroad. If only I had a broad to spend it with. Everybody over here speaks Foreign. Maybe I’ll head over to Longdong a couple of days. Food sucks but hey, I can understand those Peeps.
Happy holidays and all that bullshit!
Here I am hosting another episode of THE X PROFILES. I love doing this show. I can get all medicated up (as usual) and all flirty with a fukn porn queen. Got a problem with that? LOL!
In this episode we start slammin’ fat peeps. Yeah, you know how that gets on my sack! Lazy America!!!
Patient appreciation? WTF is that? If you had asked me yesterday, I would have not known what the hell you could be talking about.
Today however, is a different story. If you want to experience a cannabis dispensary that truly goes the extra mile, or extra nug as the case may be, I can wholeheartedly recommend the 5656 NOHO dispensary in North Hollywood, on Cahuenga.
Rumor has it, 5656 NOHO is the very FIRST pot-shop in the Valley, or at the very least North Hollywood. Visit them and get the real scoop sooner than later.
On my visit (sure, I was in disguise) I found an abundance of new cannabis flavors to choose from. No lack of Sativa’s and Indica’s to go around. If the fine selection and variety of prices ($5 grams and up) there’s something for everybody. Seniors and Military peeps should expect a 10% discount. Sweeeeeeeet!
Yeah, that’s right. I know it’s a TV show but anyone who knows me knows I ain’t about to go public-mug on ya’. So, hear me and see my sexy co-host (who was meant to call today and didn’t, bitch!) chop it up about current events and shit. Yeah, of course we’re showcasing some hottie or other. That’s why it’s called The X Profiles, stoooopid. Here’s a part of a show.