I wouldn’t be being me if I didn’t start the new year with a bit of a reality check for my dozens of beloved subscribers out there, LOL!
The truth hurts…

I wouldn’t be being me if I didn’t start the new year with a bit of a reality check for my dozens of beloved subscribers out there, LOL!
The truth hurts…

Patient appreciation? WTF is that? If you had asked me yesterday, I would have not known what the hell you could be talking about.
Today however, is a different story. If you want to experience a cannabis dispensary that truly goes the extra mile, or extra nug as the case may be, I can wholeheartedly recommend the 5656 NOHO dispensary in North Hollywood, on Cahuenga.
Rumor has it, 5656 NOHO is the very FIRST pot-shop in the Valley, or at the very least North Hollywood. Visit them and get the real scoop sooner than later.
On my visit (sure, I was in disguise) I found an abundance of new cannabis flavors to choose from. No lack of Sativa’s and Indica’s to go around. If the fine selection and variety of prices ($5 grams and up) there’s something for everybody. Seniors and Military peeps should expect a 10% discount. Sweeeeeeeet!

Hey Stoners, it’s me BONG.
I’m comin’ atcha today with a quick and sweet review of some righteous green.
From my favorite shop in the hood (being blocks away don’t hurt) I’m going to milk it for all it’s worth. They’ve got a nice selections of organics and hydros, so expect some feedback on whatever I’m smoking there.
Today, it’s BLUE DREAM.
This organic Sativa is hmmm good. If you’re like me and sensitive to many Hydros, especially since you don’t know what its grown in, you can feel pretty good about weed that’s grown in good old fashion DIRTY DIRT. Like Goddess intended.
Using BLUE DREAM, I felt alert and upbeat. I got a full days work in with no distractions. Also, I didn’t feel the urgent need to medicate too often, as what sometimes happens with Hydros. I swear they are manipulated just that way.
The taste and smell of BLUE DREAM are very pleasing and if you pay close attention to your nose, you’ll pick up on the fruity element. Let me know what you think.
I’m on my way to the spot right now to try some AGFOO, their Organic Indica cannabis. I hope it’s not sold out!
Later!
Yeah, that’s right. I know it’s a TV show but anyone who knows me knows I ain’t about to go public-mug on ya’. So, hear me and see my sexy co-host (who was meant to call today and didn’t, bitch!) chop it up about current events and shit. Yeah, of course we’re showcasing some hottie or other. That’s why it’s called The X Profiles, stoooopid. Here’s a part of a show.
It was June 7th, 2010. I was out and about on foot, wearing my disguise as I most often do when out daytime.
I came across Blues Smoke Shop by accident while looking for a new place to live. As many of you know, after PROP 19 sucked ass, I got all depressed, lost faith in this lame ass country (again) and fake passed my way to Holland, where I’ve lived the last months between Den Haag and Rotterdam.
I’m back in the States now and since recently returning with the hottie I met overseas (seen in the last pic) I went back in to that smoke shop just on a whim and though I’ve walked by it dozens of times over the last year, I never even poked my head inside.
I’m damn glad I did. Since a very few weeks ago they have expanded their stock. Not only are they carrying an excellent selection of smoking accessories, they even cater to medicinal needs. Sweet!
As of late, I’ve spent a lot of time at Star Budz, likely because the employees are cute chicks that bake. BSS is closer to me and y’all know how lazy I can be.
Here’s the place from the outside.
From the outside the place reflects the trippy world around it since the windows are cover with some reflective material. It’s pretty cool.
Anyway, if you find yourself in North Hollywood, lookup Vincent at Blues Smoke Shop. I think they’ve been there like, forever already. I was medicated then, however I think he said 13 years? Can that be right? Does it matter?
The interior is warm, inviting and clean. I’ll see if I can get in there and take some photos for the site. Stay tuned as you’ll be the last to know. What? At least I’m honest!
Enter the hottie.
Hey stoner’s!
Yeah, it’s looking like it might be happening. Me, hosting with the hottie Shayne DeLane from Porncasters! I met Shayne recently at an “X Profiles” swinger’s party. Needless to say, we got along famously.
Next thing we know, we’re getting asked to host an episode of THE X PROFILES.com in the next weeks. Of course I was like, HELL YEAH! I don’t know exactly what the gig entails, I just know that if Shayne DeLane is involved, it’s gonna be fun as hell.
Feast your eyes…
I’m thinking about making my own commercial spot in support of PROP 19. But with only 8 more days to go until we ALL VOTE YES ON 19, I might have to pass on the commercial fame, LOL!
Crime schmime! The real crime is that Cannabis isn’t ALREADY legal and that I lost 8 fucking years of my life because I sold it to friends. Yeah, I know, enough bitching already. I’ll never turn back the hands of time nor will I ever be compensated for my losses.
But you don’t have to go to federal prison if for some reason you get busted with a pound of delicious buddage! Just make damn sure YOU and everyone you know VOTES YES ON PROP 19, November 2nd 2010!